back to homepage

Tag "Twilight"

When bad movies go completely fucking batshit insanely bad. (AKA: A Review of Twilight)

The restroom. A safe, (usually) clean place in snazzy theatres. A little corner where you can re-adjust your pupils to the flourescent light and have a few moments of peace to get the popcorn residue out of your fingers, before braving it back into the dark to crouch in front of people so you can get back to your movie.

Except this time you don’t want to get back to your movie.

Read More