WTF: Orgy Simulator By Ubisoft “We Dare” For The Wii

by Alexei Rivera | February 25, 2011 11:57 am

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Aw yeah

 

Welcome to this new feature I call When Technology Fails – or WTF for short! Today’s WTF comes to you in video game form! Coming soon to your Wii, make your kids stop playing those stupid Mario games and plug in We Dare by Ubisoft! Something I can only aptly call a really bad stupendously awesome Orgy Simulator! HELL YEAH! Not convinced? Watch the video after the break! (Warning: Don’t watch at work! Or with other people for that matter.)


 

God Bless Canada! Or wherever Ubisoft developers come from. Obviously from this video they must be having some SIZZLING HOT ACTION up in their living rooms right now. Heck, I bet even their offices are steamy! I wonder where Jade Raymond is now? I need her to uhhh… demo this game, for me.

 

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Jade Raymond of Ubisoft

 

But seriously bro’s – WTF Ubisoft?! Orgy simulator? Really? I don’t even… Jesus…

 

Alright hang on I need 5 copies. Yeah just send them to me. Discreet packaging please.

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